standuation 

A locale or conundrum dat obliges you to remain on yer feet instead of planting yer butt. A SITuation is usually easier to deal wif no what da delay is, in dat at least your legs and feet won't get tired and sore while you're waiting for said cranky conditions to resolve themselves.

Elderly folks wif mobility issues should ask for a wheeled walker wif a seat, so as not to run into any unforeseen standuations.

standuation by QuacksO June 2, 2023

stagdation

Portmanteau of "stagnation" and "date". A relationship plateau which happens somewhat inevitably in every dating relationship, wherein the romance basically boils down to small talk and the same old boring jokes and phrases.

Deep inside, the male part(s) of the equation (if present) usually just want to cut the crap and get on with the smexy time. In contrast, female part(s) of the equation (if present) usually want to get back into an active relationship again. If denied, the female may just break up with her partner and leave it at that. Stagdation is usually unavoidable and is notoriously hard to remove oneself from.

Partner A: So, the... uh weather's pretty good. We should go for a walk and then maybe get an iced latte or something. And I have reservations to Olive Garden for tomorrow... maybe we can meet your friends.

Partner B: <thought><tuneout>Damnit, this used to be fun with him... I gotta find a way outta this stagdation plateau.</tuneout></thought>

Both: <thought>Why doesn't he/she cut the crap and skip to the smexy time?</thought>

stagdation by Aruscio August 24, 2010

Saduation 

A situation that is sad or upsetting.

Person A: I brought my lunch today, but decided to go out to eat with my coworkers instead. The food that I ordered was gross.

Person B: What a saduation!

Saduation by akdubz53 November 8, 2018

Stantation 

Striking out an absurd amount of times throughout your baseball season. Similar to Giancarlo Stanton.

I can't believe I am striking out this much. This is a stantation!

Stantation by adclark32 May 29, 2018