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Standgeblaese 

German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. Can also be used to insult short males/friends. Translates word-for-word to "standing-blower" in english.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"

Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaese!"
Standgeblaese by JackPancake January 25, 2010

standgebläse 

(german) etymologically "stand" means standing and "gebläse" means blower. therefore, a standgebläse is slang for a midget who is just tall enough to suck one's phallus while standing up straight.
At first I didn't think she'd be tall enough, but now that she's in high heels this standgebläse will be able to reach my penis with her mouth.
standgebläse by URWordsmith March 15, 2010

standgebläse 

German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. Can also be used to insult short friends. Translates word-for-word to "standing-blower" in english.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaGuy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"

Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgebläse!"

standale 

the midpoint of Grand Rapids and grandville, basically all there is to do is smoke, drink, skate and fuck with the homeless people. it's like a mini town where everyone knows everyone, most of the kids there work at mcdonalds and get high before and after work and get drunk in cemeteries
"dude you tryna hit up that party in Standale?"
standale by maryyyyjane08 October 14, 2014
your mom's pussy had so much stankage i had to put some listerine in there
stankage by dude December 4, 2002

Peyton Stanhagen 

A girl who has impeccable style, stays up ‘till 3 am on Instagram, and admits her feeling for her crush just to get the answer “Ok”.
Ooo girl, did you see Peyton Stanhagen’s outfit today, it was cute asf.