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stanage by im-not-cool February 19, 2022
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Standgeblaese
German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. Can also be used to insult short males/friends. Translates word-for-word to "standing-blower" in english.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaese!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaese!"
Standgeblaese by JackPancake January 25, 2010
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standgebläse
(german) etymologically "stand" means standing and "gebläse" means blower. therefore, a standgebläse is slang for a midget who is just tall enough to suck one's phallus while standing up straight.
At first I didn't think she'd be tall enough, but now that she's in high heels this standgebläse will be able to reach my penis with her mouth.
standgebläse by URWordsmith March 15, 2010
Swanage
An individual who follows a questionable moral code.
Blames others for their short comings.
Colloquially known as a 'twat'.
Blames others for their short comings.
Colloquially known as a 'twat'.
'Barry, stop shitting in the sink, you swanage.'
'Only a true swanage would honk at my friends like that. It's everywhere. Fucking swanage.'
'Did I ever tell you about the five fs?'
'Yes, you did Matthew, now please stop it, you dirty swanage.'
'Only a true swanage would honk at my friends like that. It's everywhere. Fucking swanage.'
'Did I ever tell you about the five fs?'
'Yes, you did Matthew, now please stop it, you dirty swanage.'
Swanage by bareswanage420 October 12, 2016
standgebläse
German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. Can also be used to insult short friends. Translates word-for-word to "standing-blower" in english.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaGuy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgebläse!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaGuy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgebläse!"
standgebläse by Mr.Shenanigans026 March 6, 2010
å stange
"Keen på å stange i kveld eller? Fikk tak i to pakker pils"
"Ey har noen sett Tomas eller?"
"Ja bro han er helt stanga, karen har vært på badet en halvtime nå"
"Ey har noen sett Tomas eller?"
"Ja bro han er helt stanga, karen har vært på badet en halvtime nå"
å stange by Alex fra gata April 10, 2021
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