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standale 

the midpoint of Grand Rapids and grandville, basically all there is to do is smoke, drink, skate and fuck with the homeless people. it's like a mini town where everyone knows everyone, most of the kids there work at mcdonalds and get high before and after work and get drunk in cemeteries
"dude you tryna hit up that party in Standale?"
standale by maryyyyjane08 October 14, 2014
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A word to be used when you can't stand and/or handle something simultaneously.
Megan keeps saying standle isn't a real word. One of the many reasons I can't standle her.
standle by jaehys June 21, 2021

sandaleen 

1.Dazzlingly beautiful and gorgeous.
2.The girl all the boys want and all the girls want to be.
3.A girl that is so irresistably adorable that you just have to tell the world about it.
4.A girl who is lovely and dreamy and cuddly and shy and beautiful and awwww *druels*
5.Someone who is very appealing, nice to look at, and you wish you could have her in your life.
6.More than just a pretty face, a person who also is beautiful from the inside and makes others feel good by his/her acts, words or simple presence.
1. Damn! That sandaleen chick is so fine!
I wish that sandaleen chick was single cause then she would be mine!

2. Ben saw sandaleen, and it was love at first sight.
sandaleen by at u February 5, 2010

Standley Lake High School 

Standley lake high school, The wildest school in jeffco, where the fights, drugs, queers, and stupidity is in abundance. There is nothing to compare this school to, and nothing can be done to help it. The district hired a new dean and made new rules, but that hasn’t stopped these AnGsTy tEeNs and their bathroom vape breaks from running wild. Even the teachers vape now! This school also has a large amount of similar looking, unfunny, basic girls, but shoutout to all the quirky, “i’m not like other girls” people there too.
also lmao we love u sparky, pls don’t stick scissors in the outlet again.
“look, another used pregnancy test”
“someone overdosed again?”
*charges juul/drop with chrome book”
“Would you look at that forehead”
“vote YES for electrocution!”
*burns down school with popcorn”

dREsS cOdE
welcome to standley lake high school.
Standley Lake High School by tchrish November 30, 2018

scandalescent

A term used to describe a situation, someone or even something that is both scandalous and sexy.
The club got scandalescent real quick after the DJ starting spinnin'.

Damn, the booty on that stripper is scandalescent!

Your liking on Sally's younger brother is kinda scandalescent.
scandalescent by MellyinMay April 19, 2011

standalight 

People waiting for a train knowing that when it arrives it will be rammed full like every other peak time train on the Sheffield to Manchester line. This mainly occurs in the Marple/ Romiley areas where there is an inversely proportional relationship of number of passengers to size of train. e.g. 100 passengers / 1 carriage containing 30 seats. This leads to them getting on the train (alighting) and standing up for the whole journey - standalight!!
Romiley station was full of standalights awaiting the 8:20 train from Sheffield. The previous train had been canceled and the thirty year old mini-bus with rolling stock arrived, steamy windowed and fit to bursting. "there's no way we are getting a seat on that baby" "if we wait for the next one I'll be late for work again. The only thing I'll be waiting for then is the sack"
standalight by newmillsbones1966 September 11, 2011

Standley lake high school 

you know i was never a stoner or an alcoholic, but then I came to this shit hole and now I do that shit for breakfast. The detail of the cocks drawn on the bathroom stall or swastikas drawn on the toilet or people having sex or kid deep throating for that heroin feeling nicotine buzz. tells me how much of a faggot to be here fuck most the staff here they clearly don't do didly dick. We got three shitty security guards who pocket kids vape. Two are literal midgets one looks wee man from jackass the other looks like the leprechaun. From the shitty leprechaun movies. Some say MS Sieler is hot or sum shit she may be, but her taste in music is literal horse shit. What else sucks in the school version of Detroit. How about fake ass mother fuckers selling vape or weed thinking they are all hot shit but fr this school make want to get fucked in the ass by a hot metal rod.
yo where did you get boof weed?

Oh my main plug at standley lake high school
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