Standgeblaese 

German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. Can also be used to insult short males/friends. Translates word-for-word to "standing-blower" in english.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"

Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaese!"

Standgeblaese by JackPancake January 25, 2010

standgebläse 

(german) etymologically "stand" means standing and "gebläse" means blower. therefore, a standgebläse is slang for a midget who is just tall enough to suck one's phallus while standing up straight.

At first I didn't think she'd be tall enough, but now that she's in high heels this standgebläse will be able to reach my penis with her mouth.

standgebläse by URWordsmith March 15, 2010

standgebläse 

German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. Can also be used to insult short friends. Translates word-for-word to "standing-blower" in english.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaGuy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"

Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgebläse!"

standgebläse by Mr.Shenanigans026 March 6, 2010

Stundgebläser 

German word for a woman who is short enough to give a blow job standing, translates to "Standing blower".

Ciaran: "hahah tahlia's so short."
Phil: "Yeah, she's def a Stundgebläser"

Stundgebläser by Irishdubba June 4, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022