Stallowned

If you get beat in a arm wresling match and the guy who beats you gets custoday over his kid, or if a guy your trying to arrest blows up a town trying to kill you

you just got Stallowned by that guy, he blew the shit outa that town

by Sr. D June 10, 2005

stallowned

to have slyvester stallone destroy your shit.

"Those idiots in Hope WA got stallowned in first blood"
"Rico got stallowned in judge dredd"
"Apollo Creed, Clubber Lang, Ivan Drago and Tommy Gunn all got Stallowned"

by Jubby:) February 24, 2008

Stallowned

To have Sylvester Stallone ram his penis into your rectum.

Eric Kukis thought he was a smart ass until he was in the face down position of a Stallowned.

by Eethy March 15, 2005

Sylvester Stallowned

The ultimate of all owning

Just...straight STALLOWNED

by Think Posi January 26, 2005

stalloned

when you or your opponent bet over the top in a game of texas hold em.

a homage to the classic sylvester stallone 80s flick, over the top.

you know you have successfully 'stalloned' your opponent when he/she folds at the sheer amazement of your ridiculous sized bet.

by robot_ January 22, 2006

Stallone Cuts

A pile of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo and drawn tightly over it all is a thin skin of sweaty pinkish cheese!

(created by: TheRealBradNeely)

I can't even eat one fish titty cuz I had too many Stallone Cuts on my 3rd coffee break.

by ADAMANT2007 January 15, 2011

Your mother should have swallowed you

You are sperm. Sperm is what fertilizes the egg, creating you. When people say this, they're saying your mother should have instead given head, and swallowed the sperm which was cummed in her mouth, instead of having regular sex, and having you. You are that sperm, so if she would have swallowed the sperm, she would have swallowed you. It's basically like saying your dad should have had sex with a condom...if someone tells you this, they're calling you a mistake, and looking down on you as a useless lifeform. It's actually a very clever line if used as an insult.

"You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you" - Big L in a freestyle session in '98.

by PlatinumBD August 25, 2009