scallopwned 

To be pwned by scallops (can be used with other marine life).

Dude, that guy was scallopwned!

scallopwned by crazyguy832 December 7, 2006

Sylvester Stallowned

The ultimate of all owning

Just...straight STALLOWNED

Sylvester Stallowned by Think Posi January 26, 2005

Stallowned 

If you get beat in a arm wresling match and the guy who beats you gets custoday over his kid, or if a guy your trying to arrest blows up a town trying to kill you

you just got Stallowned by that guy, he blew the shit outa that town

Stallowned by Sr. D June 10, 2005

scalloped neck 

Neck of a guitar; Where the neck has been scalloped.
Usually found on Lutes. When the fret has been scalloped (grooved) from one fret wire to the other (through the whole neck).
Yngwie Malmsteen popularized this spec with his Signature Fender Start. The neck it self can cost up to $900.
If taken to a local shop can be done for around $300 on a stock neck.
Richie Blackmore also had a similar guitar.

It does not allow you to play faster (in fact its harder to play, and get used to) Although bending and vibratto is performed better. Once one learns to play well on a scalloped neck, a regular neck will be easier to play than before.

guitar player: "Dude i scalloped the neck of my guitar"
guitar teacher: "Wholy motherfucker! That is the coolest thing ever! Let me see it... OMG!"

-scalloped neck

scalloped neck by smellofpenicillin September 21, 2005

stallowned 

to have slyvester stallone destroy your shit.

"Those idiots in Hope WA got stallowned in first blood"
"Rico got stallowned in judge dredd"
"Apollo Creed, Clubber Lang, Ivan Drago and Tommy Gunn all got Stallowned"

stallowned by Jubby:) February 24, 2008

Stallowned 

To have Sylvester Stallone ram his penis into your rectum.

Eric Kukis thought he was a smart ass until he was in the face down position of a Stallowned.

Stallowned by Eethy March 15, 2005

scalloped 

if you rub your hand over your tire and it's not round. there is almost like a wave around the tire

I find that certain brands of tires are more prone to "scallop-ing" than others.

scalloped by JPSmack May 24, 2005