stallone

The act of a woman shitting on a glass table while their parner lays underneath them and punches the clown to this beautiful sight

that guy got stalloned yo!

by clownpunch October 8, 2006

stallone

to blow smoke inadvertently in someone's immediate direction.

Paul's wife accidentally got stalloned when she walked in on him hot boxing the garage.

by norftown702 January 22, 2009

stalloned

when you or your opponent bet over the top in a game of texas hold em.

a homage to the classic sylvester stallone 80s flick, over the top.

you know you have successfully 'stalloned' your opponent when he/she folds at the sheer amazement of your ridiculous sized bet.

by robot_ January 22, 2006

Stallone

A catholic redemption story about a bullied, weak and fragile boy with a weird mother; who grew up, buffed up (steroids), and made shit films that were excessively violent to vent the fustrations of his heavy past.

Angry boy: "I'm so mad I could just do a Stallone.

by Tels Mibsons December 31, 2010

Stallone's

Derived from the Stallone movie "Cliffhanger", having boogie hanging from the nasal passages. Can also refer to poop that refuses to release itself from the anus.

I had some nasty Stallone's hanging from my ass, so I wiped it on the bathroom wall.

by Cliffhanger December 14, 2008

Stalloner

The inevitable, long lasting and sometimes painful erection which occurs after watching the entire "Rocky" saga from beginning to end.

"Dude, I just finished Rocky Balboa and I'm sporting a Stalloner that could make Clubber Lang pity HIMSELF."

by Eric Warfield May 6, 2008

Stallones

Women's open toed shoes that are wrongly sized, causing the toes to hang over the front of the shoes (like Stallone in Cliffhanger).

Guy: "Damn girl, where you get those Stallones from?"
Girl: "Stallones? These are stilettos."
Guy: "Nah, those are Stallones."

by jabeans February 26, 2011