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A phenomenon that occurs when someone who is defecating in a public restroom and another person walks into the bathroom, essentially trapping the pooer due to shame and anxiety. Predominantly occurs in public schools.
I'm sorry I was late. I had to go to the bathroom and got stalled.
stalled by The Midnight Toaster July 11, 2019
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Stalled Interview 

When you tug one off in a bathroom stall before a big interview to calm your nerves.
I threw my tie over my shoulder, pulled my shirt out of my pants, dropped trow and nutted one out. Stalled Interview at it's finest!

stalled me out 

To leave hanging especially sexually; after one partner gets their nut not helping other partner get their nut too.
I came so now I’m getting dressed and leaving look at the time I gotta go. What about my turn to cum? Yo ma you stalled me out why would I return your text
stalled me out by K2daJ January 3, 2020

stalled one 

cunnilingus performed by simply sticking out ones' tongue & not moving it
I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.
stalled one by Bob Boston May 9, 2003

Two Stalled 

Alt: Two Stalling

When you get so drunk or high you pass out on the floor of a bathroom stall and part of your body slips under that wall into the stall next to it.
Oh fuck, Shelly's two stalled in the ladies room...again.
Two Stalled by beegm January 20, 2016

Shit Stalled 

Needing to take a gigantic shit, you walk into the bathroom at work, and another colleague is also dropping a massive load, in your favorite stall.
Mark - Hey man, I thought you were going to be back in ten minutes?

Sam - I thought so too, but I was shit stalled by that fatass fuck-face in logistics who always wears the cowboy boots.

Short-stalled 

Short-stalling is the absence of bathroom etiquette wherein someone, when given a choice of bathroom stalls, sits in the stall next to someone already using one when they had the option of choosing another stall and leaving a "buffer zone" between them and the other stall occupant.
Bob short-stalled me again after lunch today - four stalls available and he sits right next to me!
Short-stalled by Rubixkewb April 12, 2019
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