VBF

Vaginal Blood Fart

The supply teacher should not have worn white as she was prone to explosive VBFs.

by Bob Boston May 01, 2003

Pfaff

extraordinarily large bush

Her silhouette behind the curtain was inviting until she removed the towel and the Buckwheat pfaff joined the party.

by Bob Boston June 02, 2003

SWAS

Super Wicked Ass Sweat

You could see her swas stain right through her spandex.

by Bob Boston May 01, 2003

cb

cunt belly; cunt bulge

At first glance I thought she was pregnant, until I realized it was a CB.

by Bob Boston May 07, 2003

stalled one

cunnilingus performed by simply sticking out ones' tongue & not moving it

I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.

by Bob Boston May 09, 2003

crouton wink

the unfortunate & unpredictable outcome of tossing a salad that leaves the tosser with crumbs in their eyelashes.

We all loved the song "Brown Eyed Girl" until we found out it was a song about the crouton wink.

by Bob Boston May 21, 2003

Flickering One

cunnilingus performed by sticking out ones' tongue and moving it around in a cut loose fashion. not to be confused with the "stalled one".

It was her birthday, so I provided her with some oral stimulation via the flickering one.

by Bob Boston May 09, 2003