stalkblock

when the social media you're using digitally 'twitches' when you're about to click on a friends name to see what they're up to. Usually the result of heavenly intervention, God's trying to tell you something, specifically that you're a creeper & stop stalking for a while. Take a break!

Man, I was about to peek in on my ex to see what she's up to, when Facebook twitched on me - I was totally stalkblocked! Maybe it's time to take a break from this chick...

by Benjobsessin' March 16, 2011

stalkbook

1.) Noun. A name used for a popular college based social webpage becuase of the ease of "researching" other people on it. 2.) Verb. When one does "research" on someone on said popular college based social webpage.

I met Ashley at the bar, found at she went to State, but didn't get her number. So, I looked her up on stalkbook.

Before his blind date, Jon stalkedbooked Lisa.

by Bobby B for Free April 25, 2006

stalk-block

When you're facebook stalking someone, but their pictures are hidden from non-friends.

Hot girl? Check.
Tagged in the picture? Check.
Clickin' to her profile? Check.

...

Aww, what the heck? I can't see her pictures! Stupid stalk-block!

by pookywb December 14, 2010

Stalkbooker

A person who stalks people on Facebook

stalkbooker

by WRCphotog January 21, 2010

Stalk Block

When, in the process of stalking one on Facebook, the discovery that the said stalkee is tagged in virtually no real pictures that are actually of themselves.

"Dude, your girlfriend is such a stalk block, man, I was hoping to see what she looked like"

by Mar to the Shall July 11, 2010

statblock

When you can't think of a status to post on facebook.

Man, i haven't updated my status in weeks. I have statblock.

by SomeRandomGuy37 March 3, 2011

talkblocked

The act of removing someone from your conversations and/or life by not updating them when you change your email or other social networking contact information. Also accomplished by defriending them on social networking sites.

Example:
Guy 1: Do your emails keep getting returned when you email Stacie?
Guy 2: Man, I think you got talkblocked.

by thundersnow December 8, 2010