stak

beyond madd cool

"Oh my God, you're urethra is mad cool"

"No, its more than that. Its fukkin stak"

by MuchBetterMuch September 24, 2009

stake me to an anthill

This is an exaggerated express regarding an agonizing experience.

GAAAWD, I would rather you stake me to an anthill than date that creep again!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

Stakeholder

Meaningless term used in meetings by powerful bureaucrats to subdue dissenters while gaining respect, cooperation, and sympathy from sheeple. The word performs multiple functions at once: 1) it conveys a farcical title upon attendant sheeple, giving them a false sense of self-importance for which they feel thankful to the bureaucrat; 2) it conveys a false sense of empathy, causing attendant sheeple to view the bureaucrat favorably; 3) it gives the bureaucrat the appearance of magnanimity, which in turn makes the bureaucrat seem reasonable and dissenters unreasonable.

Example: School Board Meeting:

Dissenter: Mr. Bureaucrat, how is it possible that our children remain illiterate despite their having attended our district schools for 13 years?

Bureaucrat: Mr. Dissenter, all of us in this room are stakeholders in our wonderful district that is filled with hardworking, selfless teachers and administrators; your undue criticism is damaging all of us.

by TwinCityBoy February 20, 2021

stakeholder savage

When a person holds stakes in someone's life or business, but abuses that power just to make the person miserable without giving a single damn about it.

"My dad always brings up what he can use against me if I piss him off. He always commits stakeholder savage."

by J. D. G. September 6, 2020

at stake

at risk; one the line

When your survival is at stake, pleasure and pain will be strong motivators.

by Roxanne Lu December 10, 2013

Up the Stakes

Originally taken from the Mike Shinoda song, "Bleach(remix)", this
phrase refers to putting more effort into what you are doing.

Yo Jon, if u want to get that girl number u need to up the stakes.

by M. Murray August 13, 2008

stakeout

Waiting and Spying on a guy just until the time is right to make your move.

I'll wait to make my move because im on a stakeout.

by Faythe May 18, 2006