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Stakeout
(v) To alter ones daily habits such that your physical location collides with the physical location of a person you wish to have sex with. See "The Stakeout Method" for more information
Person 1: "So how did you meet your girlfriend?"
Person 2: "I did the stakeout outside of her office everyday and casually walked in the same direction as her until she noticed me."
Person 2: "I did the stakeout outside of her office everyday and casually walked in the same direction as her until she noticed me."
Stakeout by Stakeoutpioneer April 14, 2015
Related Words
stakeout takeout
stakeout takeout by Ima Ruvzmachine December 22, 2008
facebook stakeout
the act of lurking on facebook until the right person appears in your online friends list. and then waiting some more until you get the balls to talk to them.
a facebook stakeout can be very boring, but that thirty seconds where you ask the person what your english homework was and then try to make a conversation out of it is so rewarding.
facebook stakeout by fuckyouguysi'mgoinghome97124 November 16, 2009
The Stakeout Method
Person 1: "How are you gonna get that sexy sorority girl in our English class to notice you?"
Person 2: "I think it's time to put The Stakeout Method into full effect.
Person 2: "I think it's time to put The Stakeout Method into full effect.
The Stakeout Method by Stakeoutpioneer April 14, 2015
St. Catharines Stakeout
When a taxi driver waits in the parking lot of a strip joint waiting for the drunk and high strippers to finish their shift. Upon exiting, the dancers are then offered a ride home in exchange for a hummer. (Common occurence in St.Catharines, a small town close to Niagara Falls Canada).
AKA: Cherry Picking, Shooting Fish in a Barrel
AKA: Cherry Picking, Shooting Fish in a Barrel
Dispatch: Jeff, we have a fair at the sixteen block of Grantham Plaza, over.
Jeff: Fuck off Doug! Im on a St. Catharines Stakeout right now.
Jeff: Fuck off Doug! Im on a St. Catharines Stakeout right now.
St. Catharines Stakeout by Joe Mio September 5, 2008
makeout stakeout
used to describe a very hot and intense makeout sess. a makeout stakeout may occur out at the club or in house.
makeout stakeout by *8*8*8*8*8*8 May 2, 2010
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