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A sexy Gurl.
Man look at those hips, Butt n legs! aint she staked?
staked by Anonymous August 27, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
to say one word to someone, then quickly leave. Typically a shy person will do this.
Donald: she’s hot
Ron: yea go talk to her
Donald: ok

(Tries to talk to her, comes back)
Donald: shoot I staked
staked by madilyn rovan September 10, 2019
Related Words
I bought it for $5 and it has already broken. I think I was staked
staked by Fules December 28, 2005
This is the intense feeling of pain and paralyzation you feel do to having your heart broken into a million pieces.
I want to pay in bed all day. When she cheated on me, it staked me.
Staked by Destiny Girl May 28, 2018

stake me to an anthill

This is an exaggerated express regarding an agonizing experience.
GAAAWD, I would rather you stake me to an anthill than date that creep again!!!

STOKED STEVE 

A state of happiness/excitement beyond just stoked. When heard shouting "Stoked Steve", people are immediately drawn to your voice, wondering one of two things: (1) you are high on a combination of methamphetamine and crack cocaine or (2) something wonderful in your life just happened. A feeling that many of us will experience just once in our lives, no better presentation of this emotion can be seen through the video of "Said Guy".

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Scp_V9m8E
YEAAAHHHHH STOKED STEVE

Stakeholder 

Meaningless term used in meetings by powerful bureaucrats to subdue dissenters while gaining respect, cooperation, and sympathy from sheeple. The word performs multiple functions at once: 1) it conveys a farcical title upon attendant sheeple, giving them a false sense of self-importance for which they feel thankful to the bureaucrat; 2) it conveys a false sense of empathy, causing attendant sheeple to view the bureaucrat favorably; 3) it gives the bureaucrat the appearance of magnanimity, which in turn makes the bureaucrat seem reasonable and dissenters unreasonable.
Example: School Board Meeting:

Dissenter: Mr. Bureaucrat, how is it possible that our children remain illiterate despite their having attended our district schools for 13 years?

Bureaucrat: Mr. Dissenter, all of us in this room are stakeholders in our wonderful district that is filled with hardworking, selfless teachers and administrators; your undue criticism is damaging all of us.
Stakeholder by TwinCityBoy February 20, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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