staked

A sexy Gurl.

Man look at those hips, Butt n legs! aint she staked?

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

staked

to say one word to someone, then quickly leave. Typically a shy person will do this.

Donald: she’s hot
Ron: yea go talk to her
Donald: ok

(Tries to talk to her, comes back)
Donald: shoot I staked

by madilyn rovan September 10, 2019

staked

To be ripped off or cheated

I bought it for $5 and it has already broken. I think I was staked

by Fules December 28, 2005

Staked

This is the intense feeling of pain and paralyzation you feel do to having your heart broken into a million pieces.

I want to pay in bed all day. When she cheated on me, it staked me.

by Destiny Girl May 28, 2018

stake me to an anthill

This is an exaggerated express regarding an agonizing experience.

GAAAWD, I would rather you stake me to an anthill than date that creep again!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

STOKED STEVE

A state of happiness/excitement beyond just stoked. When heard shouting "Stoked Steve", people are immediately drawn to your voice, wondering one of two things: (1) you are high on a combination of methamphetamine and crack cocaine or (2) something wonderful in your life just happened. A feeling that many of us will experience just once in our lives, no better presentation of this emotion can be seen through the video of "Said Guy".

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Scp_V9m8E

YEAAAHHHHH STOKED STEVE

by #JUSTABROTHERRR (Your Welcome) April 11, 2011

Stakeholder

Meaningless term used in meetings by powerful bureaucrats to subdue dissenters while gaining respect, cooperation, and sympathy from sheeple. The word performs multiple functions at once: 1) it conveys a farcical title upon attendant sheeple, giving them a false sense of self-importance for which they feel thankful to the bureaucrat; 2) it conveys a false sense of empathy, causing attendant sheeple to view the bureaucrat favorably; 3) it gives the bureaucrat the appearance of magnanimity, which in turn makes the bureaucrat seem reasonable and dissenters unreasonable.

Example: School Board Meeting:

Dissenter: Mr. Bureaucrat, how is it possible that our children remain illiterate despite their having attended our district schools for 13 years?

Bureaucrat: Mr. Dissenter, all of us in this room are stakeholders in our wonderful district that is filled with hardworking, selfless teachers and administrators; your undue criticism is damaging all of us.

by TwinCityBoy February 20, 2021