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stair gazing 

When you gaze at stairs for no particular reason.
Rachel is stair gazing the f out of those stairs.
stair gazing by ombud_oop December 21, 2018
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Star Gazing 

Star Gazing is a fetish activity associated with a male or female that enjoys anal admiration whereby the visual sight of another's anus aka starfish is highly sexually arousing. Star Gazing may be performed in any manner but is typically performed when a male or female is laying on their back and another naked male or female, squats over the person's face giving them an organic spread o of the ass cheeks and exposing their tangy leather donut. This act may be performed by more than one squatter. If so, that is referred to as Star Gazing the Galaxy. Star Gazing may be a precursor to other form's of anal play and anal sex.
Roger met his new neighbor at the pool. He couldn't help but admire her polished and buff ass. He struck up a conversation about fetishes and ended up inviting her over for a little Star Gazing after she admitted to her own propensity for serving up a little brown round.
Star Gazing by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Vaginal Star Gazing 

The act of keeping a long dildo made of ice stuck up one's vagina all day until it is frostbitten. When it is frostbitten enough that it is black and tough, a male partner ejaculates all over it simulating a black night sky filled with stars.
Sophia and I went vaginal star gazing between her legs last night, dat gurl iz fucked up.
Vaginal Star Gazing by ophj December 10, 2014

star gazing 

the ability to be crafty and steal street signs in a town when ppl are awake.
Megann: hey jessica! Let's go star gazing.
Jessica: Oh, why megann. I would love to go star gazing.
Megann: OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
star gazing by Jessica Lamaster December 5, 2007

stair-gating 

when someone tailgates you as you walk up a flight of stairs, especially when alone in stairwell
yo, can you stop stair-gating me? there's plenty of staircase for you.
stair-gating by hater3 May 17, 2009

Star Gazing 

When you and your significant other go into a room and take off all of your clothes but you don’t do anything. You just stare at each others naked bodies, you don’t even make out.
So I was Star Gazing with Lisa, it was intense.

star gayzing 

When two homosexual people suck each other's dick under the stars
Colin sucked Nick's dick while star gayzing
star gayzing by Ben Dover-Anal July 11, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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