3 definitions by ophj

The act of keeping a long dildo made of ice stuck up one's vagina all day until it is frostbitten. When it is frostbitten enough that it is black and tough, a male partner ejaculates all over it simulating a black night sky filled with stars.
Sophia and I went vaginal star gazing between her legs last night, dat gurl iz fucked up.
by ophj December 10, 2014
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The act of using a hot curling iron to dildo a girl's bumhole while chilling your penis with an icepack. When penis is fully erect the subsequent anal will fuse the hot sphincter and penis together forcing the couple to become one.
Sophia and I had an arctic volcano last night, we are now a single concious being. We are legion.
by ophj December 10, 2014
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Where you take a large chunky dump into a bowl. From there, you add copious amounts of Flintstone's fruity pebbles and chocolate milk. Ideally, the logs of stool will float to the top of the bowl and collect fruity pebbles on the surface of each stool log, resembling a small dark child wearing a colourful sweater like a small Cosby child would wear. Then proceed to eat the unholy meal you have prepared.
Having dinner with the Cobsy kids helps keep my bones strong!

Eating dinner with the Cosby kids covers all the food groups.
by ophj December 10, 2014
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