stahbro

1)a complete and udder failure

"Man, I really pulled a stahbro on that test that I didn't study for"
"Hey, try not to pull any stahbros today"

by Billy Cromwell January 1, 2009

[stahbro]

To deny every opportunity given to you. To refrain from everything that requires work to slack off.

We thought after Mike got a job given to him from his dad he was going to turn his life around. Instead he just stahbroed it and got fired again.

All Mike had to do was call Jessica and she wouldve given him a blowjob. However he just ended up pulling a stahbro and played Xbox all night.

by soxsfan January 2, 2009