the stagecraft crew (SCC or the Crew) are the best people you will ever meet, usually consists of asians, the kid who thinks they're beyonce, the mysterious one, the smart kid and the awkward one. Despite looking like a rag-tag bunch of kids they are actually the hipsters of the class and the only reason its a good class. Other groups look at them jealously, wishing to be a part of it. Most of the time they are in group formation making them superior to others. Often conversations will be anything from porn to why people are idiots and deserve to die. Also, they are the best dressed, and as best dressed, they are ready for any occasion because they're badass like that.

I was hanging with the weird kid group and got jealous when I saw the stagecraft crew hanging over there looking like the models they are because I know I will always and forever will be inferior to them. Why can't i be that cool?

stagecraft crew by SCC/theCrew January 13, 2014

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United Statesian

People who live on property owned by the United States of America’s people.

I’m United Statesian BITCH!

United Statesian by Sleepy Creep July 1, 2022

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San Francisco Stagecoach

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Bob's worldly possessions fit magnificently in his freshly lifted San Francisco stagecoach.

San Francisco Stagecoach by sf crack pigeon November 24, 2009

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United Statesian

Noun, adjective. The national name for the citizens of the United States of America. Not American, which means from America, the continent

Luca: Ezekiel, what think you about the United Statesian Occupation in Iraq?
Ezekiel: Mmmm... easy to say. A big split-up by an avaricious and selfish man, thus, George W. Bush.

Ezekiel: Have you heard of the party at Fatima's house?
Luca: No... was there one?
Ezekiel: Yes! it was full of United Statesians, Canadians and Brazilians.

United Statesian by Ezechiel January 18, 2007

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