statesian 

a native or inhabitant of the united states

the statesian won’t stop asking for a hamburger

statesian by oportu January 24, 2024

United Statesian 

People who live on property owned by the United States of America’s people.

I’m United Statesian BITCH!

United Statesian by Sleepy Creep July 1, 2022

United Statesian 

Noun, adjective. The national name for the citizens of the United States of America. Not American, which means from America, the continent

Luca: Ezekiel, what think you about the United Statesian Occupation in Iraq?
Ezekiel: Mmmm... easy to say. A big split-up by an avaricious and selfish man, thus, George W. Bush.

Ezekiel: Have you heard of the party at Fatima's house?
Luca: No... was there one?
Ezekiel: Yes! it was full of United Statesians, Canadians and Brazilians.

United Statesian by Ezechiel January 18, 2007

United Statesian 

An incorrect term applied to citizens of the United States of America generally out of anger that they would presume to call themselves Americans. The politically correct term would be United States Citizen. The proliferation of the term American (often by members of other North and South American nations) to refer to such people has made it appropriate to do so.

I hate those presumptuous united statesians.

United Statesian by The_Anonomouse August 20, 2009

United Statesian 

A phrase used to disambiguate between people living in the United States and people living in the continents of North or South America, since "American" can refer to either group of people.

When talking to people who have this phrase in their vocabulary, "United Statesian" always refers to only people living in the United States, while "American" always refers to people living anywhere in North or South America.

Jack: Dude, Americans are so fucking stupid.
José: Wtf dude
Jack: Sorry, I meant United Statesians.
José: Oh okay :)

United Statesian by jubjubjubjub October 1, 2021

United Statesian 

Refers directly to the citizens of the nation The United States

I was born in Missouri, therefore, my nationality is United Statesian

United Statesian by Koelen February 27, 2022

Statian 

A person from the United States of America. The word 'American' could apply to a Canadian or an Argentine person. So 'Statian' must apply.

Stinky is a fuckwitted Statian.

Statian by Stinky's lover October 18, 2008