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Stiffsonian
The Icelandic Phallological Museum, located in Reykjavík, Iceland, that houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts. The collection holds well over 300 penises from more than 100 species of mammal. Also the museum holds 22 penises from creatures and peoples of Icelandic folklore. The museum's acquisitions range from the 170 cm (67 in) front tip of a blue whale penis to the 2 mm (0.08 in) baculum of a hamster, which can only be seen with a magnifying glass
I booked a flight on Icelandair not just because the prices are low, but also because I can make a trip to the Stiffsonian during the transit.
Stiffsonian by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021
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A dude who doesn’t stop playing and can never stop being gay he talks a lot,funny,and watches a lot of pornography so there is 8+ staffon I’m the whole planet earth, and something scientist at the university of suck my left nut Academy
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