Staffzone

Noun: Staffzone Verb: Staffzoned. When an attractive member of your staff becomes nothing more than a subordinate that you will never feel any sexual or romantic attraction for. The ultimate likka boss or professional mark. A powerful man or woman's version of friendzone

My sexy sales exec stripped naked in front of me in the office, showing her tattoo above her crack. Much to her shock, I shouted at her. "Gtfo put on your clothes before I fire you!" She is a fine example of being staffzoned.

Staffzone by Sin-ergy December 22, 2012

Sleepy Stazzone 

An individual with low amounts of energy being depressed around a group of friends or coworkers.

Chris, stop being a Sleepy Stazzone, you're ruining the upbeat atmosphere of this area.

Sleepy Stazzone by CharlieFoxxtrot August 7, 2008

staffhole 

A self-important Capitol Hill staffer. Staffholes usually wear i.d. badges outside of work to prove how important they are, and are frequently on Blackberries or iPhones, conducting "important business."

"I got shoved this morning by some staffhole on his iPhone, updating his Twitter account."

staffhole by posesqueen July 22, 2009

Staffored 

Getting staffed by a man, usually one of the homosexual connotation.

Stafford really staffored me last night!!!

Bro, I got staffored so hard last week!

Staffored by Cockmeateor October 20, 2011

safezones 

safezone is a word to describe where grown men and women go to cry about anything that bothers them in life. In safezones people bring puppys so the liberal men and women can pet while they cry. There is another term to describe safezones also. It is one of the 10 cities in america where liberal whimps have therapy sessions by burning and looting while terrorizing older people or women that cant protect themselves. It is a safezone because they know that 95% of the rest of the country will kick their fucking head in.

OMG Robert!!! Hillary clinton lost so lets go to our safezones and cry with each other and pet puppies then we can burn cars and beat up old people

safezones by meat master0519 November 11, 2016

Yeonjun safezone 

Defined as a popular Youtube copypasta used on a comment section for any video that is loosely defined as "Cringe". Originating from Korea, it is assumed that partaking in what the comment says supposedly grants a sort of supernatural protection from the video's contents.

The steps to partake in the "Yeonjun safezone" are to oblige with what the commentator says to join the safezone, being most often to like the comment.

All effects are placebos in nature and the commentator's intentions are either to gain likes via false advertising, or are by smaller unknowing children who do not know the meaning behind the phrase.

"LIKE TO ENTER THE YEONJUN SAFEZONE ONLY 32 UNDECILLION SEATS LEFT!"

Yeonjun safezone by noteast September 1, 2023

Staffhole 

The arrogant asshole personnel who make up an organizational staff and have a general propensity to abuse their position when dealing or associating with others, often due to their perceived status, assumed power as part of their position led by incompetence. Frequently associated with incompetent local, state and federal representative offices and similar bureaucracies. Unaccountable, faceless and blameless in nature, yet consistenly blame and bitch at everyone else. These will often be the first individuals to promote a positive blog entry for their self-serving bosses, when the general public is ready to put some of their flesh on the yardarm.

Make a call to a politicians office to voice a concern or request (such as ANY Keli-fornia state ass-embly or spend-a-tor) you'll often be greeted by a Staffhole who will avoid answering/discussing the original topic and then insult you by letting you know how really insignificant your needs are. Oh, and don't dare to bother them again. They KNOW who you are.

Staffhole by arotrhd June 19, 2009