a variation of stfu, staffoo is the compressed short way of pronouncing "Shut the fuck up" out loud. recently, it has been added to all CS player's general vocabulary.
by sparks April 7, 2005
Get the staffoo mug.Stafford County is a place that is in close proximity to Quantico Marine base and just about an hour south of Washington D.C. As legend has it Stafford County is believed to be a black hole. No attractions at all just a movie theater...Oh wait there’s not even one of those. Stafford is also notorious for clearing land for CVS’s, Walmarts, and places with overpriced rent or mortgage payments. I mean what do you pay for to live there? Good luck traveling out of Stafford because traffic will have you by the balls and when you decide to stay in Stafford, Quantico bomb testing will send the slightest shake to your home every other morning. Stafford County is so boring that this “slight shake” is considered very entertaining. God save your Stafford teens souls because boredom will be inevitable. Parents prepare to fork out some cash to get your houses power washed and cars detailed because depending on how much of an asshole your child is in school these assets will have egg, syrup, bologna, pee or even shit on it. Stafford County teenagers become Picasso with their creativity when they are so fucking bored. Overall, Stafford will suck out whatever life you have in you as it does most of its residents. When you go off to college most people you meet would have never even heard of Stafford County, which says a lot about it. On the bright side Stafford can be a good quiet place to retire or go to the neighborhood gas station called wawa. Otherwise this Stafford is truly a lost cause.
“Do you guys want to play hide-n-go seek in Walmart?” Dude of course I love all the hiding spots in the Stafford County Walmart."
“Woahhh was that just a small earthquake?” No dude you just live in Stafford County?”
“Ohhhh no I left my car out all night and now theres shit on my hood. “ Welcome to Stafford County asshole.”
“Woahhh dude are marching bands always in parades?” “Ohhh you must be from Stafford County.”
“Want to go see a movie or go bowling tonight at 7:00?” “How can we do that we live in Stafford County.”
“Woahhh was that just a small earthquake?” No dude you just live in Stafford County?”
“Ohhhh no I left my car out all night and now theres shit on my hood. “ Welcome to Stafford County asshole.”
“Woahhh dude are marching bands always in parades?” “Ohhh you must be from Stafford County.”
“Want to go see a movie or go bowling tonight at 7:00?” “How can we do that we live in Stafford County.”
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de Stafford is a shit hole in Caterham full of dickheads. this shit hole could also be referred to as a school.
by luulaalii January 23, 2012
Get the de stafford mug.(Italian-American Slang) An open palmed facial slap to a slack jaw, or the side of an open mouth which produces a loud, hollow sound.
I could feel the shockwave from across the room when Mikey Ga-Ga gave Sol a swift Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch), sending his face into orbit......
by Scoopalone February 19, 2009
Get the Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch) mug.1. the Detroit Lions starting Quarterback for the past 11 years
2. being the only Person in a group project/any group activity wo cares for the outcome.
2. being the only Person in a group project/any group activity wo cares for the outcome.
Martha Ford: Should we get defenders on our team?
Bob Quinn: No need Martha, we have Matthew Stafford. He’ll put up 30 points every game.
Bob Quinn: No need Martha, we have Matthew Stafford. He’ll put up 30 points every game.
by Cantguardme035 May 7, 2020
Get the Matthew Stafford mug.A Stafford is fine asl and can be annoying sometimes but always has your side. A stafford is loving,caring and sometimes mean but at the end of the day u will always be nice and if he does something wrong I will Realize it and say sorry. A stafford has amazing hair and make bad jokes sometimes but they can also be funny. A Stafford has equal girl besfreinds and boy best friend. A Stafford is very charming and tall. Stafford are good at every sport and and when u have a problem a he is always by your side
by Nick Malone March 4, 2020
Get the Stafford mug.The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.
This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.
This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.
by Mark April 21, 2005
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