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An unusually large, hard, and rough penis. Mostly has the consistency of a wooden staff.
Girl 1: I broke up with Josh because he had a HUGE staffdy.
staffdy by GameboyAdv May 28, 2016
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Pulling a Staffy

Just like all college jocks, Mathew Stafford loved the chicks but he had one thing that he was KNOWN for…and that was banging out very drunk girls. He did it so much, such action from this point on, is now called pulling a “Staffy” It is when you get the girl you are with so drunk that even if you have to drag her ass back to your room, you know she will put out.
Person one: Every time I see your friend at a party he is getting a different girl as drunk as he can. And then I always see him leaving the party with her.

Person two: Yes, he is a master at that.

Person one: Master at what?

Person two: Pulling a Staffy
Pulling a Staffy by HotPocket3 August 6, 2009

Dirty staffy

Dirty staffy by Reels01 September 9, 2016
short for staffordshire bull terrier,it is a ver commen dog and is the 4 th most popular dog in britian,
they are sometimes mis understsood by people who do not like bull type breeds.
one rumour is that oly chavs and 'ard lads wanan have a staffy,cus thy cant get a pit bull or rottweiler or something.
the truth is and breed of dog,aslogn as loved by their owner does not matter who owns it
oi mate,roxxy and blaze had pups!
ure joking ,gaz?
nah man,i wasnt expecting it,do you want to take a staffy of my hands?
yh man sure
80 quid then
soem times cn be from 80 quid to 900 quid
staffy by izzyh January 14, 2008
A drink 'accidentally' mis-poured, sold at a reduced rate, our outside of standard service practice for the bar staff to enjoy.
My mate is the bartender and gave me a staffy for half price.
Staffy by Lord Spanky September 3, 2010
a close friend and/or relative who you hold a strong bond too

kinda like : dawg, bro, family, gang
“oh you mean Bman, yeah he’s my staffy”
staffy by djmenso February 26, 2024

staffdash 

A last resort for EMS personnel to find work.
I have been fired by every company in my area.

You better go staffdash they only require a pulse
staffdash by QualityControl April 11, 2024
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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