staffdy

An unusually large, hard, and rough penis. Mostly has the consistency of a wooden staff.
Girl 1: I broke up with Josh because he had a HUGE staffdy.
by GameboyAdv April 26, 2016
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Staff Dick

An extremely large, hard, and rough penis. Has much of the same feel as a wooden staff.
Girl: I once dated a wonderful guy but I had to break up with him because of his Staff Dick.
by GameboyAdv April 28, 2016
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