saged

cool popular

mark is so saged.

by falalalal February 6, 2009

saged

To be stoned on salvia.

Ha ha ha I am totally saged. Everything is ha ha funny ha ha to me.

by Salvinator August 3, 2007

Saged

Being simultaneously turned on and grossed out.

Holy shit I'm so saged right now!

by BlazinRaisin72 July 6, 2018

Saged

The art of a dick being slapped against the back of your head unwittingly. You cannot asked to be saged it just happens

You just been Saged, Ellis.

by Dadadda June 19, 2021

saged on

being stood up by someone after arranging to meet.

I got saged on when laura told me to meet her at SAGE in los angeles and she never showed up. i didnt leave my house for 2 weeks after that.

by pigeon raisin bran awareness April 10, 2019

Saged It

Referring to badly fucking something up: destroying the value of something, looking uneducated in front of others, or acting like a gay redneck. (Saged It)-Adjective/Verb

You Saged It, you made us look like idiots in front of our future employers.

by Lil'W October 23, 2008

Sage Time

After a male masturbates his decisions are purely made by the mind with no influence from the penis. Sage Time is the best time to make any decision.

Guy: Damn i bought all this crap because that manager was hot
You: Yeah I'd have been screwed if I wasn't on Sage Time

by Blade8201 July 14, 2016