Wounded Duck

A figurative term to describe a bad pass. "Wounded duck" passes either have no chance for reception by an offensive receiver due to any number of poor dynamics on the thrown ball, or simply should be intercepted by the defense for being so poorly thrown.

Defensively, also known as a gimmie.
So Ben Roethlisberger was a mess yesterday, looking more like a modern-day Cliff Stoudt than the guy who led the Steelers to a win in Super Bowl XL. Benjamin floated three wounded ducks into the waiting arms of Colts defenders at critical times yesterday, outright costing the Steelers the game.
by TooCrooked November 11, 2008
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DNF

Acronym in the sports world for "Did Not Finish". Ironically, however, the #1 Vaporware of all time, "Duke Nukem Forever" (known also as "Duke Nukem Taking Forever", ".. If Ever", ".. Whenever") coincidentally has the exact same acronym.
DNF DNF.

Profound!
by TooCrooked October 02, 2005
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Non Same Sex Marriage

Politically incorrect term purposely used to define a heterosexual marriage in the attempt to make the term "same sex marriage" appear to be less threatening.
Sodomy isn't the ONLY option in a non same sex marriage. This cannot be said for the same sex marriages.
by TooCrooked December 04, 2004
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Staged

by TooCrooked August 31, 2003
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huevos

Based on context, could either mean "testicles" or, eggs. However, people tend to be unclear with this at times...
He did not have the huevos to prepare any huevos. Go suck a huevo.
by TooCrooked February 19, 2004
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ROTFWYM

"Rolling on the floor with your mom." Often used when ROFL and LMAO get played out.
Owned! ROTFWYM
by TooCrooked July 22, 2003
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Gimmie

More or less a freebie that requires some sort of (minimal) effort to obtain. Often used in the context of athletics, but may have other applications.
The quarterback threw up a gimmie, but i just couldn't pull it in.

The first question contestants are asked in gameshows are often gimmies in order to lull them into a false sense of security.
by TooCrooked November 11, 2008
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