TooCrooked's definitions

Wounded Duck

A figurative term to describe a bad pass. "Wounded duck" passes either have no chance for reception by an offensive receiver due to any number of poor dynamics on the thrown ball, or simply should be intercepted by the defense for being so poorly thrown.

Defensively, also known as a gimmie.

So Ben Roethlisberger was a mess yesterday, looking more like a modern-day Cliff Stoudt than the guy who led the Steelers to a win in Super Bowl XL. Benjamin floated three wounded ducks into the waiting arms of Colts defenders at critical times yesterday, outright costing the Steelers the game.

by TooCrooked March 29, 2009

ROTFWYM

"Rolling on the floor with your mom." Often used when ROFL and LMAO get played out.

Owned! ROTFWYM

by TooCrooked July 21, 2003

Hard Floppy

Otherwise known as a 3½ Floppy Disk. Don't be mistaken - the magnetic disk that holds data is "floppy", even though the outside plastic casing is hard. They just wanted to confuse you.

I like to insert a nice hard floppy into my computer's awaiting slot.

by TooCrooked August 30, 2003

huevos

Based on context, could either mean "testicles" or, eggs. However, people tend to be unclear with this at times...

He did not have the huevos to prepare any huevos. Go suck a huevo.

by TooCrooked February 19, 2004

Staged

See WWE

Didn't you know pro wrestling is staged?

by TooCrooked August 30, 2003

wh0re

Due to the language filter in Starsiege:Tribes, this word became widely used to describe someone who excessively uses a chaingun.

LPB chain wh0re!

by TooCrooked July 21, 2003

DNF

Acronym in the sports world for "Did Not Finish". Ironically, however, the #1 Vaporware of all time, "Duke Nukem Forever" (known also as "Duke Nukem Taking Forever", ".. If Ever", ".. Whenever") coincidentally has the exact same acronym.

DNF DNF.

Profound!

by TooCrooked October 2, 2005