TooCrooked's definitions

huevos

Based on context, could either mean "testicles" or, eggs. However, people tend to be unclear with this at times...

He did not have the huevos to prepare any huevos. Go suck a huevo.

by TooCrooked February 19, 2004

ROTFWYM

"Rolling on the floor with your mom." Often used when ROFL and LMAO get played out.

Owned! ROTFWYM

by TooCrooked July 21, 2003

Staged

See WWE

Didn't you know pro wrestling is staged?

by TooCrooked August 30, 2003

wh0re

Due to the language filter in Starsiege:Tribes, this word became widely used to describe someone who excessively uses a chaingun.

LPB chain wh0re!

by TooCrooked July 21, 2003

Gimmie

More or less a freebie that requires some sort of (minimal) effort to obtain. Often used in the context of athletics, but may have other applications.

The quarterback threw up a gimmie, but i just couldn't pull it in.

The first question contestants are asked in gameshows are often gimmies in order to lull them into a false sense of security.

by TooCrooked March 28, 2009

pharm

To camp (continueally hunt) a spawn (an area or specific place a computer character inhabits) and kill a computer character (npc) so as to reap the benefits of multiple items from said spawn.

Is often frowned upon as it it considered monopolization, and generally requires the usurpment of an area from other more needing contenders of said spawn.

That &*#$ has been pharming that camp for days, and wont give anyone else a chance.

by TooCrooked November 8, 2003

DNF

Acronym in the sports world for "Did Not Finish". Ironically, however, the #1 Vaporware of all time, "Duke Nukem Forever" (known also as "Duke Nukem Taking Forever", ".. If Ever", ".. Whenever") coincidentally has the exact same acronym.

DNF DNF.

Profound!

by TooCrooked October 2, 2005