TooCrooked's definitions
In online gaming terms, one who joins a server therein bringing the average ping through the roof due to his poor connection.
by TooCrooked August 30, 2003
Get the laggermug. A figurative term to describe a bad pass. "Wounded duck" passes either have no chance for reception by an offensive receiver due to any number of poor dynamics on the thrown ball, or simply should be intercepted by the defense for being so poorly thrown.
Defensively, also known as a gimmie.
Defensively, also known as a gimmie.
So Ben Roethlisberger was a mess yesterday, looking more like a modern-day Cliff Stoudt than the guy who led the Steelers to a win in Super Bowl XL. Benjamin floated three wounded ducks into the waiting arms of Colts defenders at critical times yesterday, outright costing the Steelers the game.
by TooCrooked March 29, 2009
Get the Wounded Duckmug. 
This word is derived from the word "waiter" or "waitress", and put together with the suffix "-tron".
Etymology of "-tron": Greek, suffix denoting an instrument; akin to Old English.
It is a dehumanizing term often used to refer to a waiter/waitress.
Etymology of "-tron": Greek, suffix denoting an instrument; akin to Old English.
It is a dehumanizing term often used to refer to a waiter/waitress.
Dick goes into a restaurant and places a stack of one dollar bills on the table. Dick tells the waitron that this is his tip. If the waitron does bad, a dollar will be taken away. Good, a dollar put back. As his server slowly dissatisfies him, he removes the money from the tip pile. Waitron is saddened.
by TooCrooked December 3, 2004
Get the Waitronmug. Acronym in the sports world for "Did Not Finish". Ironically, however, the #1 Vaporware of all time, "Duke Nukem Forever" (known also as "Duke Nukem Taking Forever", ".. If Ever", ".. Whenever") coincidentally has the exact same acronym.
by TooCrooked October 2, 2005
Get the DNFmug. More or less a freebie that requires some sort of (minimal) effort to obtain. Often used in the context of athletics, but may have other applications.
The quarterback threw up a gimmie, but i just couldn't pull it in.
The first question contestants are asked in gameshows are often gimmies in order to lull them into a false sense of security.
The first question contestants are asked in gameshows are often gimmies in order to lull them into a false sense of security.
by TooCrooked March 28, 2009
Get the Gimmiemug. To camp (continueally hunt) a spawn (an area or specific place a computer character inhabits) and kill a computer character (npc) so as to reap the benefits of multiple items from said spawn.
Is often frowned upon as it it considered monopolization, and generally requires the usurpment of an area from other more needing contenders of said spawn.
Is often frowned upon as it it considered monopolization, and generally requires the usurpment of an area from other more needing contenders of said spawn.
by TooCrooked November 8, 2003
Get the pharmmug.