Sqwut

A tuft of hair on or around the gooch or anus. Commonly used to replace the word bitch because a person has complete control over their sqwut and can cut it off when they don't want it anymore.

Dude your definatley her sqwut. You sweaty ass sqwut.

Sqwut by Tom Holt April 29, 2007

Skwutter Butt Nosh 

What a drunk says when trying to pronounce butternut squash.

Chipper: "Hey, get me another bottle of vodka and some of that skwutter butt nosh."
Sherri: "What? Oh, you mean butternut squash. Okay, but no more booze."

Skwutter Butt Nosh by SirJigglesAlot March 14, 2011

Sqwutters 

A particularly unattractive individual of both the female and male variety. someone so ugly that being merely butters isn't good enough

"man that candle-faced cunthole boss of yours Sarah is proper sqwutters! she makes me wanna fuck a shit stained armchair in a care home"

Sqwutters by stankhole001 May 11, 2010

Sqwatchy

The uncomfortable feeling after not shaving/washing your pubes.

Dang man, haven't showered in 3 days, feeling kind of Sqwatchy.

Sqwatchy by Cashloafe October 30, 2017

Swutched 

When you accidentally press 'I' instead of 'U' or vice versa. It can lead to a lot of confusion and misunderstanding.

Person 1: hey man how are I?
Person 1: u*
Person 2: SWUTCHED!

Person 1: Did I get what I sent you?
Person 2: What? Are you drunk or something?
Person 1: Oh sorry, I swutched myself.

Swutched by SS4 Gogeta April 10, 2010

swutch 

-noun
1. a word used in place of switch, by accident, of course

2. a spelling error where the "i" is replaced by a "u" due to one being extremely delusional from late night conversations

Origin: 2011 English

Hey Barry, I think we might not have enough time to go to the store, cook, and get to the movies on time. Maybe we should "swutch" something up?

swutch by ladie Hagar March 31, 2011

Sqwuanfish 

When Brudda's are acting silly.

Guy 1: Ay bro why you moving so batty
Guy 2: Shush
Guy 3: Ahlie he's moving like a sqwuanfish

Sqwuanfish by Uegshdbuxb February 1, 2021