Sqwut
A tuft of hair on or around the gooch or anus. Commonly used to replace the word bitch because a person has complete control over their sqwut and can cut it off when they don't want it anymore.
Words you can keep
Skwutter Butt Nosh
Chipper: "Hey, get me another bottle of vodka and some of that skwutter butt nosh."
Sherri: "What? Oh, you mean butternut squash. Okay, but no more booze."
Sherri: "What? Oh, you mean butternut squash. Okay, but no more booze."
Skwutter Butt Nosh by SirJigglesAlot March 14, 2011
Related Words
Sqwut • Sqwutters • sqwuamza • swut • swute • shwutthole • Skwutter Butt Nosh • sqautsickle • Squt • Squte
Sqwutters
A particularly unattractive individual of both the female and male variety. someone so ugly that being merely butters isn't good enough
"man that candle-faced cunthole boss of yours Sarah is proper sqwutters! she makes me wanna fuck a shit stained armchair in a care home"
Sqwutters by stankhole001 May 11, 2010
Sqwatchy
Swutched
When you accidentally press 'I' instead of 'U' or vice versa. It can lead to a lot of confusion and misunderstanding.
Person 1: hey man how are I?
Person 1: u*
Person 2: SWUTCHED!
Person 1: Did I get what I sent you?
Person 2: What? Are you drunk or something?
Person 1: Oh sorry, I swutched myself.
Person 1: u*
Person 2: SWUTCHED!
Person 1: Did I get what I sent you?
Person 2: What? Are you drunk or something?
Person 1: Oh sorry, I swutched myself.
Swutched by SS4 Gogeta April 10, 2010
swutch
-noun
1. a word used in place of switch, by accident, of course
2. a spelling error where the "i" is replaced by a "u" due to one being extremely delusional from late night conversations
Origin: 2011 English
1. a word used in place of switch, by accident, of course
2. a spelling error where the "i" is replaced by a "u" due to one being extremely delusional from late night conversations
Origin: 2011 English
Hey Barry, I think we might not have enough time to go to the store, cook, and get to the movies on time. Maybe we should "swutch" something up?
swutch by ladie Hagar March 31, 2011
Sqwuanfish
Sqwuanfish by Uegshdbuxb February 1, 2021
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
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