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Past tense of sweat
I asked him to sweat, and he swut

I haven't swut the small stuff
swut by BabyFreshT August 19, 2023
Words you can keep
What a whore does to a fly.
"That ho sho swut that fly!"
swut by Egadzilla June 23, 2009
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swut swute swutch Swutched Swuteyesthot Swuth Swutthole Swuttle swutz
noun. A contraction of the words sweat and gut. A non gender-specific term used to describe the sweat found around or on the underside of a hanging gut.

Related to swit, swunt, swall and swass.
I'm glad dude took off that nasty swut-covered wife-beater - I just hope he burns it.
swut by squidboy57 September 24, 2003
AZN accent of Slut. The asian diner owner of City Wok on the comedy South Park commonly displayed this accent.
1)A swut from the shitty.

2)Hey swut stop pwayin.

swut by Mike Reavey December 28, 2005

Swutched 

When you accidentally press 'I' instead of 'U' or vice versa. It can lead to a lot of confusion and misunderstanding.
Person 1: hey man how are I?
Person 1: u*
Person 2: SWUTCHED!

Person 1: Did I get what I sent you?
Person 2: What? Are you drunk or something?
Person 1: Oh sorry, I swutched myself.
Swutched by SS4 Gogeta April 10, 2010
-noun
1. a word used in place of switch, by accident, of course

2. a spelling error where the "i" is replaced by a "u" due to one being extremely delusional from late night conversations

Origin: 2011 English
Hey Barry, I think we might not have enough time to go to the store, cook, and get to the movies on time. Maybe we should "swutch" something up?
swutch by ladie Hagar March 31, 2011
A mix of sweet and cute, to describe an extremly hot girl.
"Oh man, look at her, she's so fucking swute!"
swute by WackyTobackyMan August 5, 2007
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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