Sqwarf

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(noun)

The passage of air through a male's erect penis. The Sqwarf is an amazing phenomenon that only happens seldomly. The sound of a Sqwarf is for the most part identical to that of a Qweef.

RC: Hey br0 guess what!
Tom: What br0?
RC: I was having sex last night and I totally sqwarfed afterwards!
Tom: No way br0!? That's tight!

Sqwarf by TomFromMySpace October 16, 2008

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Sqwarf

The expulsion of air through a males erect penis after the act of fornication or masturbation. During intercourse air is sometimes induced through the urethra and once the penis is pulled out of the vagina a gust of air is discharged out of the penis. The sound of a sqwarf closely mimics that of a queef.

Last night when I was having sex with my girlfriend something very strange happened. I pulled my penis out her vagina and what happened next was beyond frightening. A gust of air fired from my penis and it resembled the sound of a queef. Right then and there it occurred to me that this passage of air through my penis was none other than a sqwarf.

Sqwarf by Tom Doc February 19, 2009

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sqwarf

qwarfing (see definition) with an older women, particularly a hot mom.

DUDE her mom is hot. I want to sqwarf with her mofo!

sqwarf by serioussams June 13, 2010

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sqwarkle

there is no meaning some bastard tricked me into looking this up and here i am now

you: hey what are you doing
some tricky bastard: sqwarkle
you: ???

sqwarkle by mr william fish shop owner July 13, 2021

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sqwart

When you fuck a girl so good and hard she loses all bodily control then she squirts and farts at the same time.

Dude I was hitting it so hard last night, bitch didn't know what to do! She lost all control and shot her lady jizz all over while she busted ass!

Friend: WOW! You got Tina to sqwart also bro?! That's awesome.

sqwart by graveyardshift August 9, 2015

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swarf

Any amount of very finely ground material created as a result of mechanical surface friction.

When changing my engine oil, I noticed a little bit of metallic swarf on my magnetic drain plug.

swarf by 175623226 December 31, 2011

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Swarfed

Swarfed

A word to describe a severely disappointing action.

Oh no, I swarfed the situation up!

Son. You have swarfed me today...!

Swarfed by Master Speller April 4, 2013

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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