Swarfed 

Swarfed

A word to describe a severely disappointing action.

Oh no, I swarfed the situation up!

Son. You have swarfed me today...!

Swarfed by Master Speller April 4, 2013

Scarfed 

To purposefully ignore someone whilst fiddling with your scarf, so that they cannot try and take your arm or come near you or even make conversation ..... and so giving them the cold shoulder.

Hey, did you hear how Prince William totally scarfed Duchess Meghan on the way out of church on Christmas Day? Wow - he looked so cool - he will one day be a formidable king!

Scarfed by celt man December 31, 2018

sparfed 

A synonym for zooted, but exclusively for weed.

When you're so fucking high out of your mind that you're on the floor cry-laughing at the dumbest shit, and eating a box full of stale oreos because they're so damn good.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA EYEBROWS"
"Dude, you are so fucking sparfed right now."

sparfed by cryptidcrackshack August 29, 2022

scarfed 

Past tense of to pig out or 'down' food really fast and hastily.

His plate is empty, he must to have scarfed his food down.

scarfed by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

de-scarfed

The process of stealing someones scarf and waving it in their face.

"John de-scarfed jim. He was not happy."

de-scarfed by Millie CHORED January 30, 2008

swaffed 

To get drunk and still maintain a friendly, playfully boisterous nature.

Dude, Travis is totally swaffed!

swaffed by robby22 January 5, 2006

swarged 

To be intoxicated by the use of alchohal. similar to words like "smashed, hammed, and wasted"

man i was totally swarged last night.

swarged by JennGore August 30, 2009