Shwarf 

A term coined by dwarfs, used to describe a dwarf who is shorter than the average dwarf. Derived from the term Short Dwarf.

"(Tall Dwarf)WOW DUDE YOUR TINY YOUR A SHWARF"
"no im not"
"YES YOU ARE wheres the rest of ya"

Shwarf by James Chadwick July 4, 2008

shwarning 

Shit warning, the last fart before having to do the pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom.

I would be surprised if Al didn't have any streaks after that shwarning.

shwarning by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

shwart 

When working out, naturally you are sweating. Therefore, any fart that occurs is a shwart, a sweaty shart.

While benching a mad 160 today, I let out what I thought was a harmless fart, but it turns out I shwarted.

shwart by OG Mudbone Jr. January 26, 2010

sharfaa 

The finest woman to ever walk the planet. Looks and should be treated like royalty. The love of life itself.

If God was a woman her name would be Sharfaa

sharfaa by LEGDAY December 29, 2019

Shnarfday 

One's second birthday,usually after a person's actual birthday. It can be changed at least three times,any more than that your just milking it into getting free gifts.

John:Hey Karen,when's your Shnarfday?

Karen:What's a Shnarfday?

John:It's basically your second birthday

Karen:In that case,January 17th. With my actual birthday being November 12th. Making me a Scorpio-Capricorn hybrid.

John:Well mine is February 6th. With my actual birthday being August 31st. Making me a Virgo-Aquarius hybrid.

Shnarfday by Jaiden Gary November 14, 2020

sharfing

Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.

Dude, I was so sick last week - I was sharfing for two days in a row!

sharfing by Spurtz November 12, 2007

Shwartzing 

To ramble aimlessly in an attempt to bestow knowledge upon the minds of eager law students. This practice commonly infuriates many, arouses some, and forces all others to peruse the Urban Dictionary.

After the professor spent the first 45 minutes of class discussing a problem that could have been answered sufficiently by a Special Olympian, we grew tired of all the Shwartzing and started making fart jokes.

Shwartzing by Gordo McBungle March 6, 2005