Sqwarf

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(noun)

The passage of air through a male's erect penis. The Sqwarf is an amazing phenomenon that only happens seldomly. The sound of a Sqwarf is for the most part identical to that of a Qweef.

RC: Hey br0 guess what!
Tom: What br0?
RC: I was having sex last night and I totally sqwarfed afterwards!
Tom: No way br0!? That's tight!

Sqwarf by TomFromMySpace October 16, 2008

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Sqwarf

The expulsion of air through a males erect penis after the act of fornication or masturbation. During intercourse air is sometimes induced through the urethra and once the penis is pulled out of the vagina a gust of air is discharged out of the penis. The sound of a sqwarf closely mimics that of a queef.

Last night when I was having sex with my girlfriend something very strange happened. I pulled my penis out her vagina and what happened next was beyond frightening. A gust of air fired from my penis and it resembled the sound of a queef. Right then and there it occurred to me that this passage of air through my penis was none other than a sqwarf.

Sqwarf by Tom Doc February 19, 2009

Related Words

Sqwarf • swarf • squarf • Sqwaffle • Sqwar • scwarfing • Shwarf • Snwarfer • Squarf/skwarf • Squarfer

sqwarf

qwarfing (see definition) with an older women, particularly a hot mom.

DUDE her mom is hot. I want to sqwarf with her mofo!

sqwarf by serioussams June 13, 2010

sqwarkle

there is no meaning some bastard tricked me into looking this up and here i am now

you: hey what are you doing
some tricky bastard: sqwarkle
you: ???

sqwarkle by mr william fish shop owner July 13, 2021

sqwart

When you fuck a girl so good and hard she loses all bodily control then she squirts and farts at the same time.

Dude I was hitting it so hard last night, bitch didn't know what to do! She lost all control and shot her lady jizz all over while she busted ass!

Friend: WOW! You got Tina to sqwart also bro?! That's awesome.

sqwart by graveyardshift August 9, 2015

swarf

Any amount of very finely ground material created as a result of mechanical surface friction.

When changing my engine oil, I noticed a little bit of metallic swarf on my magnetic drain plug.

swarf by 175623226 December 31, 2011

Swarfed

Swarfed

A word to describe a severely disappointing action.

Oh no, I swarfed the situation up!

Son. You have swarfed me today...!

Swarfed by Master Speller April 4, 2013

endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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