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(noun)

The passage of air through a male's erect penis. The Sqwarf is an amazing phenomenon that only happens seldomly. The sound of a Sqwarf is for the most part identical to that of a Qweef.
RC: Hey br0 guess what!
Tom: What br0?
RC: I was having sex last night and I totally sqwarfed afterwards!
Tom: No way br0!? That's tight!
Sqwarf by TomFromMySpace October 16, 2008
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The expulsion of air through a males erect penis after the act of fornication or masturbation. During intercourse air is sometimes induced through the urethra and once the penis is pulled out of the vagina a gust of air is discharged out of the penis. The sound of a sqwarf closely mimics that of a queef.
Last night when I was having sex with my girlfriend something very strange happened. I pulled my penis out her vagina and what happened next was beyond frightening. A gust of air fired from my penis and it resembled the sound of a queef. Right then and there it occurred to me that this passage of air through my penis was none other than a sqwarf.
Sqwarf by Tom Doc February 19, 2009
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qwarfing (see definition) with an older women, particularly a hot mom.
DUDE her mom is hot. I want to sqwarf with her mofo!
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sqwarkle 

there is no meaning some bastard tricked me into looking this up and here i am now
you: hey what are you doing
some tricky bastard: sqwarkle
you: ???
When you fuck a girl so good and hard she loses all bodily control then she squirts and farts at the same time.
Dude I was hitting it so hard last night, bitch didn't know what to do! She lost all control and shot her lady jizz all over while she busted ass!

Friend: WOW! You got Tina to sqwart also bro?! That's awesome.
sqwart by graveyardshift August 9, 2015
Any amount of very finely ground material created as a result of mechanical surface friction.
When changing my engine oil, I noticed a little bit of metallic swarf on my magnetic drain plug.
swarf by 175623226 December 31, 2011
Swarfed

A word to describe a severely disappointing action.
Oh no, I swarfed the situation up!

Son. You have swarfed me today...!
Swarfed by Master Speller April 4, 2013
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