Sqwarf

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(noun)

The passage of air through a male's erect penis. The Sqwarf is an amazing phenomenon that only happens seldomly. The sound of a Sqwarf is for the most part identical to that of a Qweef.

RC: Hey br0 guess what!
Tom: What br0?
RC: I was having sex last night and I totally sqwarfed afterwards!
Tom: No way br0!? That's tight!

Sqwarf by TomFromMySpace October 16, 2008

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Sqwarf

The expulsion of air through a males erect penis after the act of fornication or masturbation. During intercourse air is sometimes induced through the urethra and once the penis is pulled out of the vagina a gust of air is discharged out of the penis. The sound of a sqwarf closely mimics that of a queef.

Last night when I was having sex with my girlfriend something very strange happened. I pulled my penis out her vagina and what happened next was beyond frightening. A gust of air fired from my penis and it resembled the sound of a queef. Right then and there it occurred to me that this passage of air through my penis was none other than a sqwarf.

Sqwarf by Tom Doc February 19, 2009

Related Words

Sqwarf • swarf • squarf • Sqwaffle • Sqwar • scwarfing • Shwarf • Snwarfer • Squarf/skwarf • Squarfer

sqwarf

qwarfing (see definition) with an older women, particularly a hot mom.

DUDE her mom is hot. I want to sqwarf with her mofo!

sqwarf by serioussams June 13, 2010

sqwarkle

there is no meaning some bastard tricked me into looking this up and here i am now

you: hey what are you doing
some tricky bastard: sqwarkle
you: ???

sqwarkle by mr william fish shop owner July 13, 2021

sqwart

When you fuck a girl so good and hard she loses all bodily control then she squirts and farts at the same time.

Dude I was hitting it so hard last night, bitch didn't know what to do! She lost all control and shot her lady jizz all over while she busted ass!

Friend: WOW! You got Tina to sqwart also bro?! That's awesome.

sqwart by graveyardshift August 9, 2015

swarf

Any amount of very finely ground material created as a result of mechanical surface friction.

When changing my engine oil, I noticed a little bit of metallic swarf on my magnetic drain plug.

swarf by 175623226 December 31, 2011

Swarfed

Swarfed

A word to describe a severely disappointing action.

Oh no, I swarfed the situation up!

Son. You have swarfed me today...!

Swarfed by Master Speller April 4, 2013

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026