sqwart

When you fuck a girl so good and hard she loses all bodily control then she squirts and farts at the same time.

Dude I was hitting it so hard last night, bitch didn't know what to do! She lost all control and shot her lady jizz all over while she busted ass!

Friend: WOW! You got Tina to sqwart also bro?! That's awesome.

by graveyardshift August 9, 2015

sqwarkle

there is no meaning some bastard tricked me into looking this up and here i am now

you: hey what are you doing
some tricky bastard: sqwarkle
you: ???

by mr william fish shop owner July 13, 2021

Aaron Swartz

Aaron Swartz

A legend in every sense of the word. A true martyr for internet freedom, killed by the government because he was just too damn smart for them to keep up with him. Rest in peace sir, your legacy remains immortal.

1/11/13
Never forget.

Aaron Swartz is a goddamn hero.

by DishBeforeTheMainDish February 12, 2013

Mentally Swarthy

Indicates a fucked up person. Means, that someone's brain is so black and swarthy (almost burned) that cant even process simple pieces of information.

Dude, you are so mentally swarthy, that cant even understand the difference between a cucumber and a cockcumber !

by Seeker_The_One September 10, 2011

Swarthoid

Slur for anyone with dark skin, derived from the word “Swarthy” meaning brown.

Black Person: You’re stupid

White Person: shut up swarthoid

by SwarthoidHater July 6, 2021

shwart

When working out, naturally you are sweating. Therefore, any fart that occurs is a shwart, a sweaty shart.

While benching a mad 160 today, I let out what I thought was a harmless fart, but it turns out I shwarted.

by OG Mudbone Jr. January 26, 2010

Shwartzing

To ramble aimlessly in an attempt to bestow knowledge upon the minds of eager law students. This practice commonly infuriates many, arouses some, and forces all others to peruse the Urban Dictionary.

After the professor spent the first 45 minutes of class discussing a problem that could have been answered sufficiently by a Special Olympian, we grew tired of all the Shwartzing and started making fart jokes.

by Gordo McBungle March 6, 2005