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Sqwaffle by uraniumbomb October 8, 2012
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Sqwaffle by imneverheather November 9, 2020
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swaffle by Trevor P.B December 28, 2021
swaffle
To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.
swaffle by Captain Picards January 11, 2009
Swafflecopter
Similar to the act of 'swaffling', except the motion of the penis is of a circular orientation, such as that of the blades of a helicopter, rather than side-to-side.
Mate, Charlie gave Jan such a brutal swafflecopter last night, I could see the bruises this morning!
You're such a swafflecopter.
You're such a swafflecopter.
Swafflecopter by Cumnuggetz May 10, 2011
Swaffle
to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) penis. the word was invented in Belgium - in the Flemish part of the country, where a variaton of Dutch is spoken. And yes, they're very proud of it.
A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.
There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle
A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.
There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle
Swaffle by NoMoustacheOverHere April 15, 2011
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