Sqwaffle

The act of partaking in a fight using waffle's instead of ones fist.

He made fun of bisquick, so we got in a small sqwaffle before the police came.

by uraniumbomb October 8, 2012

Sqwaffle

awful X waffle X squirrel - what some people call their dogs/cats/friends/anime boyfriends

My dog is such a Sqwaffle!
mainly for Pomeranians.

by imneverheather November 9, 2020

swaffle

"to bang your gentleman sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal"

That guy just swaffled!

by Trevor P.B December 28, 2021

swaffle

To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.

Hey look at Roderick giving Helene a good swaffle! He must really like her.

by Captain Picards January 11, 2009

Swafflecopter

Similar to the act of 'swaffling', except the motion of the penis is of a circular orientation, such as that of the blades of a helicopter, rather than side-to-side.

Mate, Charlie gave Jan such a brutal swafflecopter last night, I could see the bruises this morning!

You're such a swafflecopter.

by Cumnuggetz May 10, 2011

Squaffle

To collect your trash or old appliances for disposal into a selected business dumpster, typically in the wee hours.

I squaffled my old oven at K-Mart.

by Cruziana June 20, 2020

Swaffle

to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) penis. the word was invented in Belgium - in the Flemish part of the country, where a variaton of Dutch is spoken. And yes, they're very proud of it.

A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.

There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle

I shall swaffle you. God wills it!

by NoMoustacheOverHere April 15, 2011