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We all know and are fond of this delightful orange vegetable. However, what is not know is how it is correctly spelled. Back in the times of the Native Americans, they used to eat this veggi a lot. So, they decided to name it squoshex, with an o and an ex at the end. When the whites came, they misinterpreted the word and spelled it the way it sounded (since we're morons) as squash, with an a and no ex at the end. This was a dire mistake on our part and it must be changed if we ever want any Native American tongue preserved. The organization Squoshex Helps Indians To Survive (S.H.I.T.S) is planing to change our spelling of the word to...well...help Indians survive.
1. Boy do I love squoshex the vegetable.
2. Mom, can we have squoshex for dinner tonight?
3. My favorite thing starts with an s and ends with ex...squoshex!
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Squoosher 

When a female puts an object in between her legs and squashes the object with her vagina lips.
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Squoosher by Richard33 February 18, 2008
A rare breed of animal that is birthed when a squirrel and a moose do the do in the vag
Great Scott, would you look at that Squoose!
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A person who derives from the countries "Wales" and "Scotland", they prefer to be called "Squelsh" as they see themselves as special from the rest of the UK.
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Mickey:"No sir Chad I am "Squelsh", not from them commoner countries"
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squelshy 

The sound it makes when you shit your pants and don't realize till you sit down
Man that sounded squelshy did you you shit yourself