A person who derives from the countries "Wales" and "Scotland", they prefer to be called "Squelsh" as they see themselves as special from the rest of the UK.
Chad:"Hey I heard you're from Scotland and Wales that's pretty cool"
Mickey:"No sir Chad I am "Squelsh", not from them commoner countries"
Mickey:"No sir Chad I am "Squelsh", not from them commoner countries"
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A form of japanese squash but extremely rare and unheard of.
A way to rape someone.
A form of japanese squash but extremely rare and unheard of.
A way to rape someone.
by Steven Piechowski October 26, 2007
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Definitive accent, a mixture and influence of the far north east of Wales /cheshire border and Liverpool.
You sound like a scouser.
No I'm from North Wales, it's called Squelsh, a mixture of North East Wales and Scouse
No I'm from North Wales, it's called Squelsh, a mixture of North East Wales and Scouse
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your car or motorcycle or anything your driving/riding.
think of smooth wet or oily flesh that may squeak when squeased or rubbed sensually.
your car or motorcycle or anything your driving/riding.
think of smooth wet or oily flesh that may squeak when squeased or rubbed sensually.
i saw this "squelchmeat" along the 1412, her tits/arse were bouncing like Rossis suspension, then the scotty burst and i recieved first degree burns to my cock.
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jeez, that bird i knocked off last night was wet, she squirted till she farted then slapped me with her tits till my lips were swollen (got to include the lesbos too).
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jeez, that bird i knocked off last night was wet, she squirted till she farted then slapped me with her tits till my lips were swollen (got to include the lesbos too).
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