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squneeze

The process of crossing your legs and squeezing whilst sneezing to avoid peeing yourself. A common problem found among women who have given birth and/or reached a certain age.
Valerie tried valiantly to squneeze unobtrusively, in hopes of keeping a little of her dignity.
by Dianasilver July 28, 2016
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Squeeze Burger

An adorably cute dog (cat, person, etc.) that you have an irresistible urge to snuggle.
"Come here girl! Come on! That's it! Who's a good doggie? You are. Oh yes you are. You are so cute, you little squeeze burger."
by goose_on_a_roof October 28, 2020
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Alabama Squeezebox

An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side
"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"

"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"
by Alabama Squeezebox July 5, 2023
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Buffalo Squeeze

A pose struck by an ecdysiast ('stripper' to you) in which the arms are crossed below the breasts, emphasizing their cleavage and extension.
"Pasties and a g-string, beer and a shot, Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo Squeeze" --Tom Waits
by comatus September 27, 2011
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din squeeze

when your eyes close and your anal sphincter tighten in anticipation of something that is frightening and could harm you in a way.
(person 1 goes to hit person 2 but stops)
person 2: dude, you were gonna hit me
person 1: nah, i just wanted to make you din squeeze
person 2: chay
by alleycats June 7, 2007
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As Happy as a Squeezed Snake

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.
"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"
by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020
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