Squisher

1. (n) A sex partner.
2. (n) refers to the sound that two lovers make when having sex.

3. (n) der. used by subculture robosexuals and android fuckers to describe those that do not have sex with inanimate objects or human-like beings.

Syn. Organasmic, Breeders, Secretors
Ant. Robot Fuckers, Android Fuckers, Androidsexual

Rebecca, a human, is my favorite squisher!

Paul and Max are just a couple of squishers.

Squisher by Ramsausage July 23, 2010

Squisher

Southern speak for a manually operated coffee maker. Also know as the french press.

I hope the last person to use the squisher cleaned it.

Squisher by wampanator June 5, 2010

squisher

squisher = the best guy ever

shiznizzle is the best squisher

squisher by SHIZNIT December 23, 2003

Dream Squisher 

Person or persons who respond negatively to the good news, dreams or goals of others

I told my Mom I wanted to go to backpack across Europe, and she told me that I should be looking for a job instead. She is such a Dream Squisher!

Dream Squisher by JMB Dream Squisher January 22, 2011

Fun Squisher 

Someone or something who takes the joy away from an activity or an experience.

Paul is such a fun squisher.

John cancelled last minute again, what a fun squisher.

Fun Squisher by berlin1234 October 28, 2019

King Squisher 

What is objectively the only correct way to refer to a binder

A: So I heard you wanted to buy something?
B: Yeah a binder,
A: A what now?
B: Look it up.
A: Ohhhhh ok, personally I think it should be called something else.
A: A squisher,
A: A King squisher.
B: Pfttt that is so dumb I love it.

King Squisher by A_WierdoInTheGalaxy December 4, 2021

squid squisher 

an over powered motorcycle bought by fresh out of boot camp navy personnel, and then driven at high speed into an overpass in the desert, resulting in one less douchebag on wheels.

boatswain's mate first class jones" where's seaman apprentice smith? "

seaman carter " he bought a squid squisher yesterday and they are still peeling parts of him off I-8 "

squid squisher by phaedrider June 15, 2010