squisher

squisher = the best guy ever

shiznizzle is the best squisher

by SHIZNIT December 24, 2003

Squisher

1. (n) A sex partner.
2. (n) refers to the sound that two lovers make when having sex.

3. (n) der. used by subculture robosexuals and android fuckers to describe those that do not have sex with inanimate objects or human-like beings.

Syn. Organasmic, Breeders, Secretors
Ant. Robot Fuckers, Android Fuckers, Androidsexual

Rebecca, a human, is my favorite squisher!

Paul and Max are just a couple of squishers.

by Ramsausage July 23, 2010

Squisher

Southern speak for a manually operated coffee maker. Also know as the french press.

I hope the last person to use the squisher cleaned it.

by wampanator June 05, 2010

Dream Squisher

Person or persons who respond negatively to the good news, dreams or goals of others

I told my Mom I wanted to go to backpack across Europe, and she told me that I should be looking for a job instead. She is such a Dream Squisher!

by JMB Dream Squisher January 13, 2011

Fun Squisher

Someone or something who takes the joy away from an activity or an experience.

Paul is such a fun squisher.

John cancelled last minute again, what a fun squisher.

by berlin1234 October 28, 2019

King Squisher

What is objectively the only correct way to refer to a binder

A: So I heard you wanted to buy something?
B: Yeah a binder,
A: A what now?
B: Look it up.
A: Ohhhhh ok, personally I think it should be called something else.
A: A squisher,
A: A King squisher.
B: Pfttt that is so dumb I love it.

by A_WierdoInTheGalaxy December 04, 2021

squid squisher

an over powered motorcycle bought by fresh out of boot camp navy personnel, and then driven at high speed into an overpass in the desert, resulting in one less douchebag on wheels.

boatswain's mate first class jones" where's seaman apprentice smith? "

seaman carter " he bought a squid squisher yesterday and they are still peeling parts of him off I-8 "

by phaedrider June 13, 2010