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Squathering

When a woman goes to a public toilet and doesn't want to sit on the toilet lid, so is forced to squat and hover, in other words squathering.
I really need a wee but the toilet is gross so I guess I will have to go squathering.
by Pebblesrock December 23, 2010
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slathering the fish

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying
by Dolbarado April 12, 2013
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The Great Squandering

The period during the first 10 years of the 21st Century when the United States and Western Europe experienced severe financial mismanagement, executed dubious Middle East military expeditions, and purchased goods from foreign countries with unbounded borrowed money.
"The Great Squandering focus on terrorism was sleight-of-hand distraction away from the economic threat of China. We've been fooled. And as long as American's continue to bask in the luxury of fighting against each other, there's an increasing probability that our great-grandchildren will be speaking Chinglish."
by sumnerln May 16, 2010
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Squandering slut bag

Someone who wastefully uses a genuinely precious person without recognition of their selfish actions. This person could be considered greedy and in the act of doing so, offends their victim.
These people are percieved by the general public as sweet or charming but are actually disguising their greedy nature by their good looks and fake persona.
"I really hope that squandering slut bag doesn't show up at the party tonight."
by G-ruNdZ March 30, 2009
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Squandering

Joe is just squandering all his profits away at the casino!
by KopyKat007 September 5, 2011
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Smathering

When referring to or describing the amount of cheese one places on his bowl of chili or other chili like entrée.
"I placed just a smathering of cheese on my chili, so deal with it."
by ThePotentPiper October 13, 2014
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slathering

A collection or gathering of prototypical thirsty sluts, hoes, whores, thots, and sausage hungry wenches.
By the old gods and the new, there is a dangerous slathering coalescing inside this club.
by hjking July 12, 2014
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