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To squish with ur Squishee. It can mean anything from something dirty and sexy to something totally innocent such as hanging out, smiling, or being squishy in general. However acquiring someone to call squishee(which is needed to actually squish with) is a hard task. This is because they have to be totally amazing and be able to squish whenever!
Whats up squishee? Are u squishin today? You know thats right im totally squishin!
1. A verb: havaing intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "squish's" head.
I need to shower immediately. I was squishin last night and I feel disgusting!
squishin by indiana02genius February 4, 2010

Squishin’ Squawk

The insertion of the head and/or upper torso of any large bird into a humans rectum. Then the person that inserted aforementioned bird into rectum, proceeds to fuck the bird further up the other mans ass until it is fully inserted.
Add cranberry sauce for desired effect.
So I was out squishin’ squawk last thanksgiving with my fellow poultry enthusiasts and ended up with salmonella infection in my urinary tract.

cushion-squishin 

Cushion-squishin is the act of filling a latex glove with pudding (flavor of your choice) and then wedging it between two couch cushions and fucking it for all it's worth.
Honey pick up more pudding on the way home cause I used the rest cushion-squishin last night.
cushion-squishin by Docktastic December 10, 2010

soft squishing 

Verb: to have sex without an erection
"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"
soft squishing by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015

squishing my tits 

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.
I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.
squishing my tits by -Mouse- December 23, 2011