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soft squishing 

Verb: to have sex without an erection
"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"
soft squishing by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015

squishing my tits 

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.
I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.
squishing my tits by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

squishing the squid 

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.
Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

squishing my chill

A famous australian/welsh saying in which one lowers the quality of anothers day.
I have lots to say but I only have 3 percent battery left and its squishing my chill

Commercial: don't believe everything you read on the internet. Me: stop squishing my chill

squishing it

A term used in the tech industry to mean you are doing a really good job. Synonymous with 'killing it' or 'crushing it.'
Dude, you are straight squishing it on those TPS reports.
squishing it by tpaps October 4, 2015
To squish with ur Squishee. It can mean anything from something dirty and sexy to something totally innocent such as hanging out, smiling, or being squishy in general. However acquiring someone to call squishee(which is needed to actually squish with) is a hard task. This is because they have to be totally amazing and be able to squish whenever!
Whats up squishee? Are u squishin today? You know thats right im totally squishin!