squishie

A highly vulnerable online role-playing game (RPG) player-character (PC) or non-player-character (NPC). Often has offensive capabilities, but turns into a puddle if substantially hit.

The superhero can blast holes in the walls, but he's such a squishie and dies every time he gets hit.

by cahaya May 19, 2006

Squishie

the polar opposite of the misguided term Crunchie used by Daniel Lyons of Forbes in his particulare derison ofr GNU/Linux users.

Squishie - a PHB with no understanding of technology and a lot fo arrogance and eagerness to prove themself a total and complete ass. Usually combined with statements like "To the Moon!" and "There is no free lunch."

That squishie just said that he can't allow anyone to use Linux. I suppose we will just have to tell him that he is running Linux on his servers one day.

by freecode February 3, 2004

squishie

My nickname @ NCC

Hi! My name is Squishie

by Tom Smith October 7, 2003

Squishie

Squishie is a nickname for those who are derpy, amazing, and every once in a while an asshole. But no matter what mood he is in, you can always have a great time with him/her. Squishie is a nickname for those people who are special in there own way, and don’t give a fuck about what others think

You are such a squishie

by XxsquishiexX October 6, 2018

Squishie

When your fucking a guy and he continually shits all over you

Man Jack, he’s known for his squishie’s

by cwpfoot August 29, 2025

Squishie

A term used for a toasted sandwich.

I had a ham and cheese squishie for lunch today. I made it in the squishue machine.

by Trissalast January 18, 2026

dickie squishie

When a guy is so skinny that when the woman gets on top of him to ride the stallion...she has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes (providing they dont cum first) to check for a pulse and respirations

Rosie proclaimed that riding a dickie squishie was a bit like eating lobster legs...by the time all was said and done it wasn't worth the effort!

by Rosie November 16, 2003