squirrelshit

Completely insane. Related to the term "nuts" (meaning the same thing) in the same way that "apeshit" is related to "bananas" and "batshit" is related to "batty." It is unknown whether the offensive terms were dysphemisms of the innocuous terms or the innocuous terms euphemisms of the offensive terms. Excepting "apeshit," all of these terms (including "bananas") have the same meaning, that is, "crazy."

My girlfriend went totally squirrelshit when she found out I had crabs.

squirrelshit by Rivv ·X· May 26, 2016

Squirrelitis 

A syndrome resulting from a untreated squirrel bite. Symptoms include; the heightened urge to think & talk about squirrels, the increased desire to fetch nuts, and an intense feeling of a need to climb trees.

He must have squirrelitis, all he ever does is talk about squirrels.

Squirrelitis by Mr.SilkyPants November 22, 2006

Squirrel shit nuts 

1. Being undeniably crazy

Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts

Squirrel shit nuts by thunder_Ol86 December 13, 2012

squirrelittus 

someone who always wants a piggyback and sometimes starts to be gay

chris stop being squirrelittus

squirrelittus by Loafy May 31, 2007

squirrelitist 

Person who thinks they are too good for certain down-home traditions, such as eating squirrel meat. Likewise, any person who considers themselves 'above' eating any type of offal or non-normal meat product.

"You won't eat squirrel meat? Dude, don't be such a squirrelitist."

squirrelitist by peggsey November 27, 2012

Squirrelitarian 

A Squirrelitarian could very well be considered a vegetarian or even a vegan. But true Squirrelitarians engorge themselves on squirrel type foods, like nuts and berries and leafy greens. As well, we Squirrelitarians drink large amounts if water and like our hair rubbed.

"Damn Sam, you're a Squirrelitarian?"
"Hell yeah man! I only eat nuts and berries!"

Squirrelitarian by TheUgliest June 6, 2014

squirrelbait 

1) a squirrel placed on the end of a fishing rod
2) Budic

Squirrelbait threw a brick through a windshield

squirrelbait by jfdsajkfd January 10, 2008