squirtel

A fart which unintentionally results in liquid feces being expelled out your anus, usually at the speed of light. Often involves the soiling of ones underwear. Similar to shart

I thought it was just gas at first, but then i squirteled.

by Cyberwolf May 26, 2008

Squirteling

The act of nutting in a girl then taking her outside and putting a hose in her vagina and squirting water in her body and it coming out of her mouth.

I nutted in Maddy and she had to go squirteling.

by connorayden69 February 10, 2021

Squirtel

The act of swallowing a girls cum and spitting it back at her

Misty: "Hey Brock want to try the squirtel?"

Brock: "Hell Yeah!"

by newboynukem January 25, 2025

squirteling

When a man jizzes onto a woman on any area of her body, then the woman proceeds to put it in her mouth, and then spit it out at a high rate of speed.

Tonight, I hope that me and Jenna will go squirteling.

by Chandler sindelar May 08, 2016

squirteling

When you blow your load all over a girls face

You pull out and you squirteling in her face

by Psyco 007 March 05, 2016

Squirteling

Blowing a load all in a girls face.

I was squirteling all in Susan's face last night.

by Psyco 007 March 05, 2016

Squirteling

When you're having sex with a girl, then you put a large carboard box on your back like a turtle shell, drink some water and then you spray the water from your mouth into her face, while screaming "SQUIDDLE ME THIS!!", while nutting on her face at the same time.

"Yo bro, last night, me and my girl squirtled"
"Hey, I was right about to ask you if you were up for some squirteling"

by r/jawline August 15, 2024