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Lint that collects in your ass hair, especially during night time.
During my morning shit, I wiped away all the assfluff that accumulated during the night.
by Cyberwolf December 12, 2006

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A fart which unintentionally results in liquid feces being expelled out your anus, usually at the speed of light. Often involves the soiling of ones underwear. Similar to shart
I thought it was just gas at first, but then i squirteled.
by Cyberwolf May 25, 2008

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