Definitions by BobStevens40
Squirtaliate
When you nut on your girl's face and hair so she retaliates by squirting on you when you least expect it.
Melanie: "Last night mike shot his dirty monkey all over my face and hair! It took hours to wash out."
Rebecca "OMG, did you get him back for that?"
Melanie: "Yeah girl, I drank loads of water and ate asparagus all day then rubbed myself raw and squirtaliated on him when he fell asleep on the couch!"
Rebecca "OMG, did you get him back for that?"
Melanie: "Yeah girl, I drank loads of water and ate asparagus all day then rubbed myself raw and squirtaliated on him when he fell asleep on the couch!"
Squirtaliate by BobStevens40 February 27, 2026