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Squirtaliate

When you nut on your girl's face and hair so she retaliates by squirting on you when you least expect it.
Melanie: "Last night mike shot his dirty monkey all over my face and hair! It took hours to wash out."

Rebecca "OMG, did you get him back for that?"

Melanie: "Yeah girl, I drank loads of water and ate asparagus all day then rubbed myself raw and squirtaliated on him when he fell asleep on the couch!"
by BobStevens40 February 27, 2026
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