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squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german 

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.
"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."

Squirmin Worries Theory

The theory that someone will get nervous and scared when about to ask someone out. They squirm and worry when not knowing whether the other person will say yes or no
Guy 1 : Man you ask out jenny yet
Guy 2 : Nah im kinda worried she'll say no
Guy 1 : Oh you are proving that squirmin worries theory
Guy 2 : wtf

Guy 1: ya you're worried about losin her so you're squirming and worrying
Guy 2 : whatever

Squirmin Earl

When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.
Your momma so fat everytime she riding me got me pinned like a squirmin earl.
Squirmin Earl by Gromaly October 17, 2018

Stop Squirting September 

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls
I’m participating in Stop Squirting September
Stop Squirting September by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

Squirting Turtles

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."
Squirting Turtles by CaWe March 20, 2004

squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.
"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

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