4 definitions by BoeJundy
"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet
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by BoeJundy November 2, 2013
When a chick looks amazing from behind, only to turn around and face you with an old and/or ugly mug.
by BoeJundy October 26, 2018
Uncontrollable flatulence, especially noisy and oftentimes masculine in tone. Best ripped around a campfire, with other cowboys, but perfectly acceptable to pull off as a lone ranger. Knowledge of the movie Blazing Saddles is not necessary.
"Davey, I tried to sneak out some squeakers on my date last night, but unfortunately due to the excessive bean consumption, I was overcome with the Cowboy Farts!”
by BoeJundy November 3, 2020
When your girlfriend is behaving in a totally irrational manner due to the stress of the day, taking her anger out on her poor innocent boyfriend.
"Uh oh Joe, look at the butcher knife in her hand. Looks like she's gonna be Sunday Stephanie today!
by BoeJundy April 29, 2009